Just Some Pun

I’m not really into those funny mass emails people send out...you know the ones I mean. I’m sure you get them too. But I got one the other day I found pretty entertaining.

It is called...
“Puns for those with a higher IQ”.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man’s house is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu- the same mustard as before.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, its and I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

Local Area Network in Australia- the LAN down under.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Not bad are they???